I’ll Never Play This Game Again

by Jana Bohrer

Hit “Play” above and let’s have some backgammon Karaoke!
(Now THAT’S something you don’t hear every day.  Thank God.)

What do you get when you roll the dice?
You fan from the bar and then he doubles.
That’s what you get for all your troubles.
I’ll never roll the dice again.
I’ll never roll the dice again.

 What do you get when you slot the 5?
He rolls 4 4 and then he hits ya.
Now you see what slottin’ gets ya.
I’ll never leave a blot again.
I’ll never leave a blot again.

Don’t tell me what it’s all about,
I’ve been beavered and now I’m out.
Out of this game, this game that hates me.
I don’t give a damn what Snowie rates me.

What do you get when you make a prime?
He makes one too, and then he traps ya.
Get out with one, and then he slaps ya.
I’ll never make a prime again.
I’ll never make a prime again.

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