I’m-a-Loserville

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by Jana Bohrer
(Warning – do NOT try this in a real bar.)

I got a bad break.
I passed when I should take.
Now I sit here covered in shame.
It was a huge swing, now I have nothing.
I tell myself,
It’s only a game.

Wasted away again in I’m-a-Loserville,
Searchin’ for my lost sense of gestalt.
Some people claim that the 5 2’s to blame,
But I know, it’s nobody’s fault,

Don’t know the reason,
But my dice are freezin’.
Been playin’ all night with no winnings to show.
But I got a plan now.
I’ll go back to the Man now.
Re-read Magriel’s book and then I will know…

How not to waste away in I’m-a-Loserville,
Searchin’ for my lost sense of gestalt.
Some people claim that the dice are to blame,
But I think – hell it could be my fault,

I took a big bet
In a sweet chouette.
Broke my bank, now I’m hitchin’ back home.
But there’s always the witchin’,
The whinin’ and bitchin’,
Hell yeah, it’s self-pity that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in I’m-a-Loserville,
Lookin’ to my therapist for gestalt.
Some people claim that there’s a beaver to blame,
But I know, it’s my own damn fault

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