I’m Going To Be Gammoned (Not So Happy Together)

by Jana Bohrer

He hit me once. It hurt it did. –  I danced,
He hit me once again and I still pranced.
I must come in and hit a blot to have a chance.
I’m going to get gammoned

If he should roll a six, he’ll hit again.
I’ll have three up and he will be this close to gin.
I blew my chance to anchor once, it was a sin.
Now I’m getting gammoned.

I need fours now and only doubles will do,
To save my life.
Fours would come in and I could hit him back too,
To save my life.

A three and one will not help me.
No matter how I toss the dice, it has to be,
No other roll than double fours, or I can see
That I will be gammoned.

I need fours now and only doubles will do,
To save my life.
Fours would come in and I could hit him back too,
To save my life.

A two and two will not help me.
No matter how I toss the dice, it has to be,
No other roll than double fours, or I can see,
That I will be gammoned

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

A one and three will not help me.
No matter how I toss the dice, it has to be,
No other roll than double fours, or I can see
That I will be gammoned.

I’m going to be gammoned,
And lose all my mammon.
I’m going to be gammoned.
Could be a backgammon.
It hurts to be gammoned.
I’m so getting gammoned.
I hate being gammoned
It’s over, I’m gammoned (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)

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